17 Ways the Conservative Dating App The Right Stuff Is the Wrong Stuff

Scruff, Tinder, and Grindr are no longer relevant. If you’re a beef-eating, pickup-truck driving, conservative man’s man, or a plastic lady who laughs in the face of those who would consider using pronouns in their profile, you’re in the right place. The Right Stuff is a new dating app that Republicans have launched, and it appears to be a sausage fest in addition to the fact that it doesn’t seem to work. Maybe it’s even an FBI honeypot, some users posit.

If you’re a lib, there are tons of schadenfreude opportunities to be had. Just glance at the reviews for this hot new app, which is backed by right-wing billionaire and PayPal cofounder Peter Thiel, who is gay.  Oh, and we must mention that former Trump White House press secretary (and proven alternative-facts slinger) Kayleigh McEnany’s younger sister Ryann McEnany is the app’s official spokesperson, so there’s that.

Now you know all you need to know, so check out these Apple App Store reviews.